since everyone gave you good suggestions I'll tell you what does not work.
Don't fill your base with capicola, southwest ranch dip, or equal parts of mustard and relish.
Don't crumble medicines into you bowl with the tobacco.
Don't try to hold your hookah in your hands and levitate down the stairs.
Also don't go mountain biking with you hookah in your backpack and the hose in your mouth, it is not the same theory as a camel pak.
Don't ever mess with a Zohan
, and don't ever watch that movie it will only make your symptoms worse.
And finally don't reward you recovery by hiring a prostitute from a questionable source because you might find yourself sick again. A high end distributor is every bit worth the money ask Spitzer.