you might be a hookah nut if...
well i there was one of these a long time ago but i dont remember so i thought i would start one...
if you have a cabinet/drawer/etc devoted to holding your hookah supplies
if said cabinet is packed with shisha and coals
if you have spent more money on hookah than anything else in the last year
if tangiers no longer gives you a noticeable buzz very often, and when it does its only for the first 5 mins
you have at least 10 lbs of shisha in your stock
when setting up your hookah takes no concentration any more
when you grab the wrong box of shisha, not because you were not paying attention but because you grabbed nakhla apple instead of nakhla mizo apple