Re: you might be a hookah nut if...
(lmao @ bradeup)
While going about your everyday activities in the non-hookah world, you think "Man, it'd be nice to smoke here"
You begin inventing things to take the experience to the 101% level ((i.e. homemade section lol))
You have different hookahs for different reasons ((i.e. a smaller one for personal smokes, larger for group therapy, a travel hookah, etc.))