Re: you might be a hookah nut if...
When going on a trip and cant decide whether to take the bambino, Qt or the Razo.
When going to a family members house and asking if you can use their stove to light your Nats.
When going on a flight and deciding to pack less clothes so the weight of your suitcase doesnt go over limit with your hookah in it.
When debating to yourself for nearly 15 minutes to watch TV with the wife or chill in your hookah room with some Nakhla.
Hi, my name's John. You are in violation of the balance. Leave immediately or I will deport you.