fuck the following:
quick lighting charcoal! (except CH quicklights.
crappy chinese rigs!
people who don't want to smoke tobacco/bagasse out of their hookah!
tobacco taxes! (not taxes in general, i like when somebody picks up the phone when i dial 911)
studies that suggest hookah is worse than cigarettes!
(if you didn't get that, watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY