Re: Worst 'spilt the coals' story?
I dropped a coal and it broke on impact sending little pieces everywhere. Somehow two of them ended up between my sandal and toes and when I stood up to fix the coals on the bowl I got the hot foot, literally. My reaction to the burning sensation was to jump backwards straight into my chair. I tripped over the chair and landed on my ass. Everyone else present managed to get some good laughs.