Re: I really need a hookah...
You may consider getting a mini-hookah (like a "widow" or a "pumpkin") which will give you a good hookah experience, for less than $30. Myself, I bought some full-size hookahs, last time I was in Saudi Arabia. I have a "widow", that I use when traveling, the beach,etc. You can get into hookah smoking, without having to mortgage the ranch.