Re: Stiff hoses
well a typical hose has a metal wire inside of them which would make it extremely difficult to "re-straighten" and very easy to kink. If it hasn't been too long I would hit up the company that shipped you the hookah. If that doesn't go well just try two sets of pliers to get the kinks out. I highly doubt they will go back to "normal" however you make be able to make it a little better.
Drifting and Hookah
Anyone wanna try blowing rings at 100mph sideways?!?