Originally Posted by ZenSilk
Try to commit suicide.
LMAO! wow that was too funy...
I've got a couple of suggestions of what NOT to do:
1. Do not pass the hose to a girl on a cell phone! (this is just asking for the hookah to be tipped over)
2. Do not let anybody handle any part of the hookah during set up or cleaning. (unless they have experience/own one)
3. Don't ever try to carry the hokah with lit coals on the bowl across the room or up stairs. Place coals in tray and then carry.
These are all I could think of right now...If I think of more later I'll post...