Re: I need a little "professional" direction
Just about any store will carry them. Walgreen, Walmart, Some grocery store, many convenience stores and even some other retailers such as target. The green dot card is easy to get online and I believe they will take your debit card for your payment.
As for tobaccos, I have heard that Pharoahs isn't that good, Nakhla is good if you prefer a more natural flavor with the complex undertones of the tobacco. Fantasia is a bit candyish but does have some really good flavors. As for price ranges, Nakhla is probably your best bet.
At my age being cynical and sarcastic is just making small talk.