The Commandments of Hookah
One of these days I'm going to write out the ten commandments of hookah and put them on a plaque in my smoking area.
1. Thou shalt show proper respect to the Narguile at all times.
2. Thou shalt smoke only when seated.
3. Thou shalt take great care not to tip the Narguile.
4. Thou shalt not lite thine cigarette with the coals.
5. Thou shalt not use the Narguile tray for thine cigarette butts.
6. Thou shalt take thine cigarettes elsewhere.
7. Puff, puff, pass. That is the rule.
8. Thou shalt not drool on thine hose.
So it's not ten, but it's a start... What've you got Hookahpro? Bring me your hookah commandments!