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Old October 29th, 2009, 04:42 AM
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Default Re: The Commandments of Hookah

Thou shalt not make fun of the ladies and their Starbuzz
Thou shalt not tease the host for loving the "cute wittle QT"
Thou shalt not leave the tongs on the leather couch to maketh holes in couch or guest buttockses
Thou shalt not tongue the hookah tip hole
Thou shalt not blow into the QT too hard, pissing off the host. It's not a KM.
Thou shalt not squeeze tongs and burst coal everywhere killing the buzz
Thou shalt not flip coals with plastic hose tip

Last edited by Straykat; October 29th, 2009 at 04:49 AM.
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