Re: The Commandments of Hookah
Originally Posted by Straykat
Thou shalt not make fun of the ladies and their Starbuzz
Thou shalt not tease the host for loving the "cute wittle QT"
Thou shalt not leave the tongs on the leather couch to maketh holes in couch or guest buttockses
Thou shalt not tongue the hookah tip hole
Thou shalt not blow into the QT too hard, pissing off the host. It's not a KM.
Thou shalt not squeeze tongs and burst coal everywhere killing the buzz
Thou shalt not flip coals with plastic hose tip
Lol I think some of these may have happend?
"I don't want to swim the ocean, I don't want to fight the tide. I don't want to swim forever! When it is cold, I'd like to die."