Now I know anyone who reads this thinks I found a place that sells this ( well I have . .but it sucks http://orockinc.com/images/shisha/Za...e%20Shisha.JPG
) but I wanted to ask that If you could buy a backpack hookah of modular contruction and optimum efficiency, that poses no threat of you getting burned and is not much hassle, would you buy it and smoke on the street while you walk?
What I was thinking about was a stylish Darth Vader/Mechanicum kind of box that has a hookah mechanism inside of it and several compartments to keep spare loaded bowls, a triple jet propane lighter, tongs and quick lite/nat charcoal.
It would be padded and comfortable on your back and have a hose or two that connect to a valved respirator mask that you wear on your lower face or just a regular cobra style mouthpiece.
The wearer of course would be insulated against heat and the design of the bowl assemby would prevent charcoal from moving around.
I've made some sketches of what I mean but thei're pretty basic.
What I'm asking is you general opinion and if you would get one and walk around smoking like a human steam train?