Know your situation before you smoke with friends.
So, I'm sitting here, smoking some AF grapes and mint, and my neighbor knocks on the door.
"Hey, you wanna smoke... oh you already are? Well are you gonna stop after that?"
That's a stupid question, of course if someone wants to smoke, I'm ready and willing.
So he loads my phunnel, and we reset, but we are going next door to watch Always Sunny with a few people, so with what I'm already carrying, I can't grab the hookah, so I ask him to.
"Careful," I said, "that bowl doesn't fit on that stem very snuggly."
"Ok." He replied. You see where I am going with this.
No sooner than he is three steps out of the door, 'CRASH'
I poke my head out to see my phunnel laying on the side walk in multiple pieces.
Moral of the story, make sure the person handling your shit is sober.