Re: Hookah Lounge Pet
Monkey. Totally get a badass little monkey. You can teach it to smoke, and bring fresh coals to customers.
A word of advice on the Chameleon: They're extremely difficult to keep. Unless you're an experienced reptile keeper you'll probably have a very expensive, very dead lizard after about three weeks.
Darth Coyote, Executor of EGOB and the Black Leaf Brotherhood.