That was epic. It makes me think of that ping pong ball joke (http://www.jokeswarehouse.com/cgi-bi...gi?id=20050322
). The wall of text actually made me think it was spam at first but I actually quite enjoyed this. The echoing Nammor voice was particularly hilarious in its dry way (pun intended).
15 hours though?? That seems extreme. Of course, I have never owned a NammoRazaNarbish so I don't know what they need.