Aww, man. I just got back from my birthday dinner at our local hookah bar, and my girlfriend is all "Go. Buy. You'll smoke fewer cigarettes that way and it smells prettier," and I'm all jazzed, and I find Sambookah's vids on youtube, and I'm shopping around looking at all the pretty shiny stuff, and I join up here to do a little reading on reliable vendors and what to buy or not to buy and what to spend, and yanno, doing my research like a good little goober.
So of course, the store that seems to be the obvious choice is down flat.