He could have always done what my friends do at Xmas... They take a tiny gift, put it in a box, wrap it. Put that in another box, wrap it. Repeat as many times as you have boxes big enough. Wrap again with ducttape, then wrapping paper. Then wrap as much of that plastic "you can't chew, cut or tear through it" ribbon as you have on there. Tie a big bow. That's 1
Did I mention they're evil to get presents from? One time there was a $100 gift card under all the wrapping in a TV box. Didn't rattle or anything and was weighted with rocks so it felt like it might
be a tv.