Originally Posted by TerryAki
I know it cant be the hookah since its brand new, so it has to be me. WTF am i doing wrong
Okay, I don't want to sound like a jerk, but is this the $20 hookah you posted about?
If that's the case, I wouldn't be surprised if it was the pipe. Anything that cheap is going to have corners cut in the manufacture. Fact is, a brand new turd is still a turd.
I hate to sound like I'm ripping on your pipe, and I feel rude for doing so, but at the same time, I honestly think you are expecting too much out of a $20 pipe.
Good idea finding out where you are, maybe a local forumite could help you out.