Re: HP Hose
I think a Narbish with a shortened hose-port connector (a la Nammor). Instead of the single color I think the thread wrapped around the handle should alternate orange/black or orange/white. A orange hose would look cool if the rib threading was in black or white also. Sweat bands or frilly things in matching colors as well. Perhaps we could even work out a matching plastic mouth tip or just resolve to commission crownhookah for them.
I think a hose like this would be subtly unique, so that people knowledgable of hookah would take a second look and wonder yet not such a deviation from the current design of Narbish as to incurr massive increases in manufacturing cost.