Re: Something fascinating just occured to me...
if its any consilation, you and former Mitch Hedberg had a similar thought process, with a similar fault in your process. i mean his theory that a blendor blends, a can opener opens, that something that keeps stuff fresh is a fresher. (blending is verb, opening is verb, but fresh is an Adj.) Keep up the almost revolutionary thinking process and you will get it someday.