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Old June 9th, 2010, 03:29 AM
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Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 265
Default Re: You're an idiot.

Just yesterday I had a pedicure (insult me, I'm used to it) and when I went to lean forward in my lawn chair it slid out from under me, and in my haste to catch my balance I threw the coal down on my nicely manicured feet.

Instead of kicking the coal off, I just looked at it and started screaming "OH F***" over and over again. If darwin had his way, and my friend hadn't intervened, I'd prolly have a hole all the way through my foot.

I'm an idiot.
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