Re: You're an idiot.
Hey, all, this is my first post.
A while back, some friends and I pooled our money and bought our first hookah. We decided, not having any other place to put it, that we'd set everything up on the thousand dollar pool table in my friend's garage. We were smoking and having a blast, and something came up, and we had to pause our session for a few minutes. We decided that it would be a good idea to take the coal off and put it into an ash tray sitting next to the hookah on the pool table.
And then, when we got back to it, we learned that the coal had melted its way through the ash tray, which was plastic, and burnt the green felt on the table. Ranks among the stupidest things I've ever taken part in.