Just take the base with you next time you go to Publix
1.) Weigh yourself on the scale. (no brainer)
2.) Walk to the frozen food section.
3.) Place Hookah Base into the freezer (preferably the ice cream freezer)
4.) Go Shopping
5.) Finish Shopping
6.) Go back to the freezer and get your hookah base.
7.) Pay for all your stuff.
8.) Walk out and smoke in the parking lot
Hehe....This instructional was provided for those who have too much chicken and broccoli in their freezer....hehehehe