Re: My dream hookah:
Solid diamond everything, Syrian style with Egyptian purge, traditional chamber. Screw in with at least three threadings. Very open draw, about 28 inches. Vase, bell style. All of the hookah would have diamond etch designs with wheat designs in between the 'hatches'. Purge ball made of diamond, works perfectly. Single hose. Hose: A narbish, and the shorter tail, with a more open draw, just so I can control it at the mouth piece, which is DIAMOND ALSO LOL. White narb that magically doesn't get dirty. Also, every time I put the coals on it the bowl (phunnel!) Anthony Bourdain sits down and has a conversation with me, with a high five greeting, if I'd like.
My hookah will last forever.