1. Rent power plant
2. Drill in enough hoses at the bottom of a smokestack for the graduating class
3. Airlift a giant wad of shisha into the top; avoid pungent flavors or your town will hate you
4. Find some coal nearby (you're at a power plant, remember) and place it on top. !!!MAKE SURE IT IS LIT FIRST AND COMPLETELY ASHED OVER FOR AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES OR IT WILL RUIN EVERYTHING!!!