Originally Posted by PhilipHand
hahaha! luckily i've never suffered a crotch burn, but my hand and legs have suffered pretty bad burns. usually at the same time. someone gets overexcited grabbing the hose and it tumps over, getting burns on my legs, in my paniced state, i usually grab the coal with my hands, causing nothing but more burns. funny how the hookah never falls towards the person who tips it.
I know, WTF is up with that.
oh wait I know why, the chupacabra see's who is knocking it over and try's to save it by pushing it the other way a little to hard.