Re: Naming your hookah.
I got my hookah yesterday, (will post vendor reviews/shisha/hookahpipe reviews soon). The 48'' Nefertiti MZ. I love it. IT rules, and it got named on the first smoke.
Through some idle banter about the NFL, which quickly followed abunch of bad name ideas, somebody mentioned Adrian "The Diesel" Peterson (who is more man than anyone in the world), and I love AP. Thus, the name for my 48'' beast of a hookah: AP--The Diesel.