okay so this one time im showering, i had just ordered my first mya 4 days prior to this, and i hear one loud thump. just one. so since i had just finished showering i threw on some clothes and ran outside to see that fed ex was leaving, so half naked im running after this son of a bitch, i catch up to him at the stop sign like 50 feet away from my house and say, hello sir, can i get my package really quick? he tells me if you wanted your package so bad you should answered the door, swee ya tomorrow...then he took off.
that was the last time ive used fed ex as a shipper, or gotten anyhing shipped to me from them.