Re: I just got JACKED!
I used to work at an outdoor clothing store. One time a kid grabbed all the clothes off an outdoor display rack. It was several hundred dollars worth. I chased him for about 6 blocks. Eventually he dumped the goods.
I am only 5 feet and (when this happened) about 100 lbs.
I nearly caught him.
I am sure he was terrified I was going to bite his shins! :P