Re: I just got JACKED!
I know who those bastards are. They always come in when I'm working and ask for tobacco.
Personally, I would have caught that imbecile and made sure his probation officer heard from me.
No need to beat him to death, although pulling a piece on him, causing him to shit his pants in the process would have been epic.
Blowing away half is face would have been poetic.