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Old August 9th, 2008, 01:08 PM
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Default Re: Shipping horror stories?

UPS hires 2 ton gorilla's to work for them, they say its because the gorilla's can move heavier boxes onto trucks faster but I know its because they only have to pay them with bananas.
our warehouse is about 1/2 mile from the UPS hub, late at night you can hear them beating their chest or jumping on boxes, its hard to tell. if you ever receive your order from UPS and the banana shisha is missing, its not a shipping error, its those dame UPS gorilla's.
if you ever order from us, you will notice a whole lot of bubble wrap in the box, there's a reason for that, its called UPS.
(as far as i know the gorilla's are treated humanely by UPS)
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