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Old January 20th, 2017, 06:31 AM
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I know we just did new year's resolutions and I genuinely hope you completed them in these twenty days, but the apocalypse begins today. So I was wondering now that it's year one AA(after America), what are your goals? What do you hope to accomplish while the uber rich lock themselves away in a vault and the rest of us toil in the waste land?
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*Eat neighbors across street and to the left
*Raise daughters to be as ruthless as my father raised me
*Find rapper Drake and beat his ass for releasing the "song" legend and I'm being generous using the word song
*Even though borders are indeterminable after nuclear war, tell everyone I trade with I was from Canada
*Steal my dad's doomsday prepper rations, because admitting he was right is too hard
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Old January 20th, 2017, 01:24 PM
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Just one: Find every single liberal jackwagon and beat their ass for voting old bama in thus allowing the FDA to screw over vapers and hookah smokers alike because like him or not king hairpiece does vape! Hmm...well that got a little political.

I may be gay but I'm a republican! But next on my list is finding a guy and moving out to the country to grow tobacco and making shisha. Now that I think about it that should be on my regular list anyway.
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Just one: Find every single liberal jackwagon and beat their ass for voting old bama in thus allowing the FDA to screw over vapers and hookah smokers alike because like him or not king hairpiece does vape! Hmm...well that got a little political.

I may be gay but I'm a republican! But next on my list is finding a guy and moving out to the country to grow tobacco and making shisha. Now that I think about it that should be on my regular list anyway.
Don't worry man trump will dismantle the fda for you.
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Didnt he tweet that recently?
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Didnt he tweet that recently?
Yes. He kinda has a thing for installing secretaries who openly object to the departments they head. I assumed that this would suck but after the confirmation hearings I'm sure it's apocalypse now.
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I hope the apocalypse brings back the dead. I have body armor, plans for a legitimate flame thrower and a couple of ten pound mauls just collecting dust
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Just one: Find every single liberal jackwagon and beat their ass for voting old bama in thus allowing the FDA to screw over vapers and hookah smokers alike because like him or not king hairpiece does vape! Hmm...well that got a little political.
I may be gay but I'm a republican! But next on my list is finding a guy and moving out to the country to grow tobacco and making shisha. Now that I think about it that should be on my regular list anyway.
Pence enacted crippling anti vaping legislation in Indiana. He also is a proponate of "conversion therapy" to "treat" homosexuality. So if Trump were to be impeached, and Pence rules over said apocalypse, you'll be first in line at those conversion camps set up in the nice FEMA camps 'Bama built to house all of the conservatives after he repealed their rights to bear arms, is that what you're saying? If you are lucky they might let you vape, but only the Pence approved disposables produced by his pals at Phillip Morris. Lolz.
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Pete if you keep going on so, im afraid we'll need you to step away from the basket...... of deplorables.
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Pete if you keep going on so, im afraid we'll need you to step away from the basket...... of deplorables.
That was very tongue in cheek. I apologize if I offended. Just sad to see so many vote against their best interests; but who am I to say what are their best interests?
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That was very tongue in cheek. I apologize if I offended. Just sad to see so many vote against their best interests; but who am I to say what are their best interests?
Don't apologize, we need vigilance.
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^ This.
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Or was it flatulence? .... No, that cant be right.
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HH Apocalypse is delicious ...

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OOH..oh, i see.
hummm, well,
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