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Miracle Teenager Survives On His Own For Almost 6 Hours With No Wi-Fi

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Old September 30th, 2016, 08:42 AM
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Miracle Teenager Survives On His Own For Almost 6 Hours With No Wi-Fi


IN what has been hailed as ‘a miracle’, one Waterford teenager has reportedly survived in his home with no connection to the internet for almost 6 whole hours.
Answering to the name ‘David Gowan’, the 16-year-old was found in a distressed state yesterday evening, walking through a Dungarvan neighbourhood holding his Samsung Galaxy above his head looking for a signal and muttering incoherently.

The emergency services were notified and David was brought to a nearby Starbucks and hooked up to their Wi-Fi immediately. It remains unclear as to how the teen was left without internet for such a long period of time, and a search has begun to find David’s parents, with fears that they may have other kids without even a single bar of coverage.
“David survived without access to any social media or video sharing sites for the better part of an afternoon,” said an amazed member of Waterford’s child protection services.
“No GIFs, no memes, no porn. It’s incredible to see him in such good condition, considering what he went through. There’s grown adults who can’t go without internet for that long, let alone teenagers. God love him like, he didn’t even see the new Star Wars trailer yet”.
David was not available for interview, with rumours circulating that the poor youngster had lost the ability to speak in anything other than normal English, having not used emojis for so long.

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/201...with-no-wi-fi/
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*slowly takes off glasses* Oh my god!

I heard the starbucks people were scrambling saying "we need a half caff no foam no whip white chocolate mocha latte stat", while the emergency services tried to keep him talking into the phone while telling him Chuck Norris jokes.
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OMG, the inhumanity of it all.
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Furthermore worse
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