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Old January 22nd, 2013, 08:50 PM
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Except IMC. Watch out for his hugs. And by no means accept his offer for his topless pics. It'll scar you for life.

Other then that. Everybody is nice.

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Old January 22nd, 2013, 08:51 PM
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But b very careful of Melvin's Cat...
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Old January 22nd, 2013, 09:04 PM
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But b very careful of Melvin's Cat...
oh there he goes..........
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Old January 23rd, 2013, 10:38 AM
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oh there he goes..........
Hahaha the cat is scary but idk wat imc is nor do i want to know.
My cat stays locked in the garage now..
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Old January 23rd, 2013, 11:54 AM
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+1. In fact, I would hazard a guess that nobody ever has been banned for being 'not nice'.
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Old January 23rd, 2013, 01:14 PM
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Old January 23rd, 2013, 01:23 PM
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watch the heat management when you break!!
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Old January 23rd, 2013, 04:32 PM
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watch the heat management when you break!!
I would love this set up in my Jeep. It would be epic offroading on the beach while smoking.
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Old January 23rd, 2013, 04:46 PM
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Hahaha the cat is scary but idk wat imc is nor do i want to know.
My cat stays locked in the garage now..
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You really don't wan to know what IMC really is... You will be scarred for life!
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Old January 28th, 2013, 11:16 PM
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My current hose is a KM rainbow hose. Its a good hose but I want a new one because its not washable and also because the tip is very umm...phallic shaped and it has a chip in it. I had to describe the hose so you get the story. So my buddies from college wanted to come over and smoke hookah drink play some games drink have a cookout drink watch movies......drink and drink some more. Did I mention we drank. Any who one of my buddies brought his ball and ch...uh I mean girlfriend and she has never smoked hookah before. This was a special occasion so I made sure my baby was extra clean. I broke out the Phunnel and the Airflow coals. when they got there they said make the best setup. So I threw some Reggae Red wine in the base with some ice packed up probably my 47894th bowl of Purple Haze and threw some coals on it. Now my buddies girlfriend is a dirty...NAUGHTY girl and a bit of a clown. She took one hit from my hookah and she fell in love. We asked her what she thought and since she is such a clown she decided to perform oral services on my hose (my hookah hose). Everyone was dying of laughter.
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Old January 28th, 2013, 11:56 PM
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I was going to mention the funny story about how Marvin's cat pissed in his Hookah, but somebody beat me to it!! Wierd, that it would come up in this thread!
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Old January 29th, 2013, 12:00 AM
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My current hose is a KM rainbow hose. Its a good hose but I want a new one because its not washable and also because the tip is very umm...phallic shaped and it has a chip in it. I had to describe the hose so you get the story. So my buddies from college wanted to come over and smoke hookah drink play some games drink have a cookout drink watch movies......drink and drink some more. Did I mention we drank. Any who one of my buddies brought his ball and ch...uh I mean girlfriend and she has never smoked hookah before. This was a special occasion so I made sure my baby was extra clean. I broke out the Phunnel and the Airflow coals. when they got there they said make the best setup. So I threw some Reggae Red wine in the base with some ice packed up probably my 47894th bowl of Purple Haze and threw some coals on it. Now my buddies girlfriend is a dirty...NAUGHTY girl and a bit of a clown. She took one hit from my hookah and she fell in love. We asked her what she thought and since she is such a clown she decided to perform oral services on my hose (my hookah hose). Everyone was dying of laughter.
My hookah needs a good cleaning. I put it through so much... I mean so much through it... Mind sending her over??
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Old January 29th, 2013, 02:19 AM
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lol boom
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Old January 29th, 2013, 11:17 AM
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I am a very deep person smithers, I guess it just goes along with my poshacology.
Poshacology? looks like its time switch my major...
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Old January 29th, 2013, 12:40 PM
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Except IMC. Watch out for his hugs. And by no means accept his offer for his topless pics. It'll scar you for life.

Other then that. Everybody is nice.

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I have his pictures framed in my living room. Everyone that has came over seemed to love them
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Old January 29th, 2013, 03:14 PM
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there was a picture of a pakistani soldier firing an artilerry shell in the mountains of kashmir, and right next to him was an old man sitting on his munja (like an outdoor bed) smoking hookah. The picture was dubbed with "And not a single fuck was given that day".

I cant find the picture now
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Old January 29th, 2013, 03:39 PM
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there was a picture of a pakistani soldier firing an artilerry shell in the mountains of kashmir, and right next to him was an old man sitting on his munja (like an outdoor bed) smoking hookah. The picture was dubbed with "And not a single fuck was given that day".

I cant find the picture now
I think someone on here posted that picture not to long ago
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Old January 29th, 2013, 06:00 PM
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I think someone on here posted that picture not to long ago
Yay! I'm not completely crazy after all
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