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Old April 3rd, 2009, 07:15 PM
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anyone have any rituals you like to do while smoking hookah. Myself personally i like to have a Guinness or two and read a mystery novel while i smoke, if im alone that is.
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Old April 3rd, 2009, 07:24 PM
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I do a rain dance and make sure I wear a special pair of underwear when I pack a bowl.
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Old April 3rd, 2009, 07:37 PM
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I never EVER smoke hookah naked...anymore
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Old April 3rd, 2009, 07:49 PM
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I never EVER smoke hookah naked...anymore

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sacrificial offering
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Old April 3rd, 2009, 08:03 PM
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i pee a little in the vase...

adds a tangy/sour kick
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Old April 3rd, 2009, 08:12 PM
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Before I smoke, I slaughter a chicken and dance around a fire.
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Old April 3rd, 2009, 08:52 PM
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I light coals only with a large ceremonial torch made from a KM stem that has been bent around my brass
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I use semen to make my Nakhla taste better and get more smoke.
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I use semen to make my Nakhla taste better and get more smoke.

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Old April 3rd, 2009, 10:10 PM
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wow i love the road this topic has gone down.
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I never EVER smoke hookah naked...anymore
sex + hookah used to be FTW...now it seems like a way to burn chest hair really easily.

i uh, get comfy on a couch...drink tea or water

afterwards my ritual is to do a sinus rinse, or a nasal douche if you will.
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i look to my right then look to my left then look to my left then back to my right then my left again then at my feet then do 5 jumping jacks then look to my right again then stop drop and roll
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well, when i get my hookah come out, i start to clean it, as I light the coals, two strippers appear and dance on the poles, to rather upbeat hip-hop music, then i sit back and wish my life was really that exciting, as i realize there are no strippers...........................
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watch 2girls1cup while packing every bowl. Never have deviated.
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Old April 3rd, 2009, 11:15 PM
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watch 2girls1cup while packing every bowl. Never have deviated.
dude weak.
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Old April 3rd, 2009, 11:59 PM
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it may be weak, but it is true.
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sex + hookah used to be FTW...now it seems like a way to burn chest hair really easily.

i uh, get comfy on a couch...drink tea or water

afterwards my ritual is to do a sinus rinse, or a nasal douche if you will.
You hairy Syrian do u really do sinus rinse? I tried it once and I couldn't breath .. I felt the water will come out of my ears.
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Old April 4th, 2009, 12:10 AM
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i lol'ed at some of these answers. I usually watch a horror movie and a good tv drama.
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i used to only smoke hookah in the bathroom while taking a duce but know while watching tv jk lol
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Old April 4th, 2009, 12:36 AM
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hmm i ussaly watch a movie while i smoke if i am alone..if i have friends over then we talk and maybe a few beers
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if alone - zelda or watch tv
with someone - laugh and laugh and laugh
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Old April 4th, 2009, 01:23 AM
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watch 2girls1cup while packing every bowl. Never have deviated.
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Old April 4th, 2009, 03:31 AM
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I blow smoke out of every orifice of my body. EVERY orifice.
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Old April 4th, 2009, 04:35 AM
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Read the forums while smoking keeps me from the porn sites and gives me a chance to relax and contemplate the next IT puzzle to solve
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