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Old April 15th, 2009, 05:15 PM
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We all have problems with hookahs, no matter how new or experienced. In this thread, I want people to fly off the handle at brands, shishas, hookahs, or specific events - have fun and let out all the pain a certain brand/hookah/coal has caused you.

Remember though, this is meant to be cathartic and entertaining - ABSOLUTELY no going after vendors, other members and the like.


I'll start us off:

Everyone on the forum gets all pumped about JM and i'm thinking, "sweet, I'll get in on that, sounds fantastic and the weather is great!" But no, fuck that, it gets here the day after sun and warmth arriving in the middle of a freezing, windy downpour that will continue for days!! To make it even better, this fantastic smelling goodness is sitting right in front of me as i realize that by the time i can smoke it, I'll be in the middle of finals with no time and no one to smoke with. Its sitting here, mocking me, calling me names and yet i love it so, i cant let it go. !!!
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Old April 15th, 2009, 05:28 PM
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The horrible things Nakhla asked me to do to be allowed into his smoky sanctuary......

OH THE PAIN.
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Old April 15th, 2009, 05:36 PM
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god I love the smell of burning flesh.
I accidentally placed my hand on the electric stove once...
it turns out, it was so hot I couldn't feel it burning through my hand.

and the healing process... we'll it didnt hurt as bad either
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Old April 15th, 2009, 06:06 PM
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Darn Al fakher
Darn Air france
Darn Ann Frank
Darn Abercrombie and Fitch
...sorry byron, but ima through the air force in this list too :P
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Old April 15th, 2009, 06:23 PM
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Fuck 3Kings for burning my floor! Oh... Wait... That was me hitting the hookah. But it was beer who made me do it!
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Old April 15th, 2009, 06:23 PM
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I personally had a very bad experience with exotica coals and having little surprises in them. Not a fun thing to smoke, i mean, cracker jacks taste good, but your not supposed to eat the little army guy that come in them too.
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Old April 15th, 2009, 07:51 PM
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Fuck Tobacco taxes!
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Old April 15th, 2009, 09:05 PM
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Fuck Tobacco taxes!

Fuck taxes in general!
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Old April 15th, 2009, 09:09 PM
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Fuck taxes in general!

hahahaha... now thats freekin funny. oh and fuck nakhla!!!!!
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Old April 15th, 2009, 09:17 PM
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ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT NAKHLA

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Old April 15th, 2009, 09:43 PM
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Fuck my smoking friends who now decided that are not only gay, but gay for each other and stole our nightly smoke time for "us time." Aarrgh, smoking alone at home for now on
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Old April 15th, 2009, 09:48 PM
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Fuck my smoking friends who now decided that are not only gay, but gay for each other and stole our nightly smoke time for "us time." Aarrgh, smoking alone at home for now on
Yea, it seems that my friends that do smoke hookah, use me for it, and my other friends refuse to smoke anything....its kinda annoying because i dont want to go smoke with a bunch of retards.
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Old April 15th, 2009, 10:00 PM
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ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT NAKHLA

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Old April 15th, 2009, 10:20 PM
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fuck cheap QL that fall all over my floor just from picking them up and fuck AF what a icky died shisha it is
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Old April 15th, 2009, 10:36 PM
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god I love the smell of burning flesh.
I accidentally placed my hand on the electric stove once...
it turns out, it was so hot I couldn't feel it burning through my hand.

and the healing process... we'll it didnt hurt as bad either
ya, the hotter the thing that burns you is the less it hurts. honestly i have had worse burns from stuff that was only like 2-300 *F compared to stuff that was 1000*f (because the hot temp will vaporize the moisture in your skin and put a barrier between your skin and the item)

worst stuff for hookah to me is when you get the inconsistent streaks where you just have issues with it smoking well no matter what.

o and screw mya, i have called them twice in the last month to get a new grommet, both times they said "o dont worry about it we will send you one for free", ok sweet i was going to pay i didnt mind but free is great... never sent them, i need a damn grommet i am sealing my mya mini my taping around the stem/vase GARRRRRR
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Old April 15th, 2009, 10:47 PM
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Damn people who don't realize the actual length of a hose >=[
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Old April 15th, 2009, 11:11 PM
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fuck the following:

quick lighting charcoal! (except CH quicklights. )
crappy chinese rigs!
hookah-knocker-overs!
people who don't want to smoke tobacco/bagasse out of their hookah!
tobacco taxes! (not taxes in general, i like when somebody picks up the phone when i dial 911)
cigarettes!
studies that suggest hookah is worse than cigarettes!

and last,

FUCK SALT.
(if you didn't get that, watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY )

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Old April 15th, 2009, 11:44 PM
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hehehe fuck salt lmao love it
BOB SAGGET!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuck my smoking friends who now decided that are not only gay, but gay for each other and stole our nightly smoke time for "us time." Aarrgh, smoking alone at home for now on
at least they are smoking something sir.
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Old April 15th, 2009, 11:59 PM
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hahahaha... now thats freekin funny. oh and fuck nakhla!!!!!
may god have mercy on your soul.
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Old April 16th, 2009, 12:26 AM
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at least they are smoking something sir.
ugh *vomit*
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Old April 16th, 2009, 12:33 AM
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My friends broke my bowl! Ugh. It's been dropped like, a zillion times by people thinking it's okay to lift the hookah up from the top to test the weight.

Fuck Inhale hookahs! Piece of crap. It honestly looks like a toy. And the hose gets crap in it, water always goes into the hose, and uuuughhhhhh the leaks! The damn leaks! And to think I have TWO of these?

Waiting for April's paycheck at work until I get a Mya
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Old April 16th, 2009, 12:34 AM
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Fuck having to smoke in the cold garage
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Old April 16th, 2009, 12:37 AM
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xD Man, at least you can smoke in a ROOM. I only smoke in a room if my friends say their room's cool to smoke in. I can't smoke in my house. If I don't smoke outside, I smoke in my car. It's fun, I think, but the lack of space sucks.
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Old April 16th, 2009, 12:42 AM
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at least they are smoking something sir.
Yeah there smoking each others hoses LOL
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