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Old April 16th, 2009, 01:13 AM
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screw rainy shitty weather that wont let me smoke when i want.
screw complicated decsions
damn, my room smells like oranges. not so much a complaint as awesome brought to you by JM

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Old April 16th, 2009, 04:24 AM
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Fuck those who smoke my hookah every week on my money.
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Old April 16th, 2009, 09:36 AM
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o and screw how you buy a bunch of flavors and then you get tired of them when you have almost a full box left, even though its a great flavor you just dont want to smoke it

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Old April 16th, 2009, 10:37 AM
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[FONT=Century Gothic]Alrighty then, here we go:

Fuck ashtrays that pop and send coals all over your floor.
Fuck burning carpet.
Fuck 3 kings QL's and their cheap allure to me.
Fuck the fact that my Havana bowl is like a fucking leper to the HP community.
Fuck the fact that my local shop doesn't carry Nakhla, Tangiers, or 250g containers of ANYTHING.
Fuck tobacco taxes.
Fuck the guy that works @ my shop, he thinks that Egyptian handmades are stupid.
Fuck the hookah bar in my city. 20 bucks for two people? GTFO.
Fuck not having any money to buy some decent Nakhla with.
Fuck the lack of people that want to smoke hookah legitimately. NO, If I load up a bowl, we aren't taking two hits and quitting. WE WILL SMOKE IT ALL, I AM NOT FUCKING WASTING EXPENSIVE SB SHIT SO YOU CAN BE A FUCKING WHINER!
and most of all:
FUCK THE HOOKAH PROBATION MY GIRLFRIEND HAS PUT ME ON. I can't buy a goddamn thing for my hookah till July!

I'm done, I'm gonna load up my Sheecool and relax. (I'm too poor to afford a KM or Syrian, and it works fine!)

YARGH!!!!

*has brain aneurysm, dies*
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Old April 16th, 2009, 10:44 AM
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*has brain aneurysm, dies*
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ha, I should mention - side effects of this thread include but are not limited to:

High Blood Pressure
Urge to fight those with a low post count
Urge to curse out and then fight those with a high post count
Usage of syrian brass as a deadly weapon
Aneurism, Stroke, Heart Attack
Broken Computer
Listening to Loud Music that no one actually likes
Burning your shisha just to "make the pain stop"
Anal Leakage
Headache
Desire to throw others under Dunkel's Elephant
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Old April 16th, 2009, 10:45 AM
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ha, I should mention - side effects of this thread include but are not limited to:
Headache
Desire to throw others under Dunkel's Elephant

yeah, I've suffered from several bouts with migraines after smoking. Just my fucking luck
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Old April 16th, 2009, 10:55 AM
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waiting 2 weeks for your Mizo Watermelon to arrive. It gets here and you lovingly store it in your ziplock container to smoke the next day after work. Then waking up the next morning feeling like shit, with chest congestion and headache and cough. Now I cant smell or taste anything!
Now I wont be able to enjoy my Mizo !!!!!!!!so pissed off!!
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Old April 16th, 2009, 11:37 AM
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how my KM pipe magically fell off my table and one of the coals somehow, also must be magical, manages to fall into the back of my pants burning my ass, oh and burned my expensive ass couch too...im just mind boggled beyond belief really at this event that occurred the other day

Canadian customs charges and $20usd shipping to Canada.

having to pay $25 locally for a 250g of Nakhla. Haha and $53.40 or something for a tub of AF which i will never spend unless i win the lottery than ill open it up on the spot and throw it at the guys head because AF is garbage and that would be the only way to enjoy it.

essays and exams.

the ants that have just invaded my kitchen, and the fat ass mouse i saw in the basement.

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Old April 16th, 2009, 04:03 PM
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okay, FUCK me dropping a phunnel bowl ONTO a KM vase I had lying around, smashing BOTH
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Old April 16th, 2009, 09:00 PM
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wow ^^^ made me sad to hear

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Old April 16th, 2009, 09:15 PM
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Fuck hookah elitists (:

There's my rant. Short and simple.
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Old April 16th, 2009, 09:38 PM
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dang nakhla fakhfakina mixed fruits
waste of money

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Old April 16th, 2009, 10:51 PM
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Read this... [FONT=Arial]No excessive use of vulgar/curse words. It is understood that people get upset and want a point expressed, but dropping the “F” bomb every few words is over doing it. Posts will be edited to reduce the amount of offensive words and the offender will receive a warning or a strike ban if the activity is continued.[/FONT]

Enough with the F bombs! Read the rules! This post is not an invitation to spout obscenities. Edit your posts.
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Old April 16th, 2009, 11:13 PM
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Read this... [FONT=Arial]No excessive use of vulgar/curse words. It is understood that people get upset and want a point expressed, but dropping the F bomb every few words is over doing it. Posts will be edited to reduce the amount of offensive words and the offender will receive a warning or a strike ban if the activity is continued.[/FONT]

Enough with the F bombs! Read the rules! This post is not an invitation to spout obscenities. Edit your posts.
dunkel, would you like me to edit mine?
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Old April 16th, 2009, 11:24 PM
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dunkel, would you like me to edit mine?
If your post contains excessive obscenities, please edit it. That goes for everyone that posted F'bomb filled responses in this thread.
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Old April 16th, 2009, 11:31 PM
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i was definately guilty of this, i edited mine.
edit your own, please.
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Old April 16th, 2009, 11:38 PM
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sorry dunkel =(
but yeah nakhla fakhfakina mixed fruits = fail in a ziploc bag
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Old April 16th, 2009, 11:50 PM
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sorry dunkel =(
but yeah nakhla fakhfakina mixed fruits = fail in a ziploc bag
anything mixed fruit is a failure IMO
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Old April 17th, 2009, 10:23 AM
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MORE AUSSIE SMOKERS AND HOOKAH PRO MEMBERS!
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Old April 17th, 2009, 01:18 PM
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Fuk the Rules! lol .. sorry couldn't resist Dunkel
.. of course I am joking, rules are rules ..

Actually I find it frustrating I get a lot of comments about not being able to pronounce "Al Fakher" correctly. Well, when I say it .. do you know what I am saying!? Umm yeah most likely! So then just deal with it. I will continue to call it "Al Fuk-her" because that is my pronunciation ability .. nobody is perfect
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Old April 17th, 2009, 11:52 PM
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all prettied up for your reading pleasure.


and screw the assignment that eats at my smoking time
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Old April 18th, 2009, 04:22 AM
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