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Old April 16th, 2009, 12:39 AM
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You must first get your srt to 35 and dex to 67
then go to the shrine of Hookahline there you must grow some tomatoes
and feed them to the Nour god he will then give you another quest which fallows another quest untill finally you get to the plains of Nakhla
There you must sacrifice the most expsenive KM you have

the Nahkla gods will know

so no cheating

But what if you have two KMs of equal value?
The gods are forgiving my friend
chose as you will

they will then endow you with the light of Tangiers
which you must bring back to the Tomb of Hookahline
here you will have to endure three weeks of nothing of tangiers not the lucid line
and then once the gods have seen you have survived
then and only then and after that day will they give you mod for one day which the gods will test you, starting with your physical strength, having to hold a large urn containing nothing but pure Tombac. If you survive that your wits will be tested. There the Gods of Al Fakher will test your flavor and brand knowledge by being subjected to one week of nothing but a one hit hookah. Miss once and you will be thrown into a pit full of the dreaded AL Waha Banshies.

But should you prevail, you will pass on to the Catacombs of Narghile, there you will find a tobacco plant which you must tend to and care for for 30 days, then if the plant survives the Goddess Of Al Waha will come down upon you and bestow you with the sword of Horchata. Which you must take back to the Nahkla gods to have the curse of Tombac placed upon it. But be weary this will cost you 923 HP and all of your MP.(remember to be at least lvl 78 when starting this quest)

Then once the curse has been placed you must go to the Land of Shisha, there you will find a Goddess Named Laylina which will bestow you will +50 to your magic pool.

There you will take the sword back to the Catacombs of Narghile and slay the dragon of Quicklite fire.

If you prevail slaying the beast you will be awarded 5000 EXP and a talisman of Mod.

Take this Talisman to the wizard Sambooka and he will give you Mod.

Good Luck.

(this was a request from the Thedreamender since i had started this story when someone asked me how they become a mod)

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Old April 16th, 2009, 12:55 AM
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Oh, I thought you just had to slay a current mod and take his spot. In that case, nevermind.....
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Old April 16th, 2009, 01:01 AM
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Oh, I thought you just had to slay a current mod and take his spot. In that case, nevermind.....
Gladiator style. Your weapon of choice is a hookah stem. Better choose that Syrian stem for extra blunt damage.
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Old April 16th, 2009, 01:05 AM
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i throw a ball bearing in yo eyes and bam... i win
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Old April 16th, 2009, 01:11 AM
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ha, well done pixel, that was hilarious.

but what if you sacrifice your most expensive Nour to pacify the great Mod Photolinger? Is this still a valid road to ascension?
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Old April 16th, 2009, 01:16 AM
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ha, well done pixel, that was hilarious.

but what if you sacrifice your most expensive Nour to pacify the great Mod Photolinger? Is this still a valid road to ascension?
Possibly I will have to consult with that gods on that one.
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Old April 16th, 2009, 03:46 AM
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hehe this is my fave quest
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Old April 16th, 2009, 04:14 AM
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Don't we get any help from a natural dragon?
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Old April 16th, 2009, 07:11 AM
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i just spike the opposing mod's bowl with some Soex or Rosetta. Works every time.
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Old April 16th, 2009, 07:16 AM
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i just spike the opposing mod's bowl with some Soex or Rosetta. Works every time.
HookahHookah would work just as well.
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Old April 16th, 2009, 07:19 AM
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There you must sacrifice the most expsenive KM you have
Damn there I fall off the bandwagon again only have cheap Knockoffs to sacrifice here
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Old April 16th, 2009, 07:20 AM
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ATTENTION HOOKAH PRO MEMBERS!
It seems we have a bigger female gaming geek than Scrubmonkey. Pixelz wins (but is not granted Modship) LOL
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There is totally a house rule that makes it easier....just give Sambooka 100 dollars and role a natural twenty and your in
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I just went down on all the mods.
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well well well PL thanks for the advice lmao mods do i have any takers
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Old April 16th, 2009, 08:53 AM
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You pretty much covered everything in an rpg but finding the crystals and saving the village.
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Old April 16th, 2009, 09:38 AM
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Gladiator style. Your weapon of choice is a hookah stem. Better choose that Syrian stem for extra blunt damage.

Actually , LOL what do you think I have already done with my old brass syrian!
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LOL PL! .. and you did a mediocre job .. but you did until completion! hahaha

Pixelz! you rock girl ... seriously awesome posting .. was a lot of fun to read! Had me smiling and laughing at the story and the responses ..

Cheers!!!
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Gladiator style. Your weapon of choice is a hookah stem. Better choose that Syrian stem for extra blunt damage.
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i throw a ball bearing in yo eyes and bam... i win
yall are to primitive, you need to make a blow gun with the stem using the bbs at bare minimum

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wait, PL, then why did you go down on all those normal members too? practice?
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you can use the purge valve as a bb mortar...they usually have great angles.

the hose is a good melee sneak weapon for strangling, also if you tie the stem to a strong hose, you can make a nice short range weapon.

Brass is gonna be more durable for these attacks, although once your km breaks, the pieces may be sharp.

On a fixed tray like a nour, you can sharpen the edge of the tray and use that as a pole-arm bladed weapon, although your weapon durability does decrease more often in this method.

Remember to sell whatever you got on t he auction house, you'll get more.
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I just went down on all the mods.
Hey! I'm not a Mod!

But thanks, anyways.
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Hey! I'm not a Mod!

But thanks, anyways.
LOL!!
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Old April 16th, 2009, 03:03 PM
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Damn I got this Tri-Force for nothing.
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I just went down on all the mods.
This man, he's a hero. Willing to go above everyone else to get what he wants. Keep on sucking PL!
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