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Old April 22nd, 2009, 11:59 PM
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I've just recently started becoming a hookah enthusiast and I think it is a relaxing thing to do if you're studyin or somethin like that. Just wanted to share some of my knowledge for the best smoke possible.

1. Most important tip u could find on the net...Pack lightly by sprinkling and leave at least 3/5 inch space from shisha to foil so that the pull is easier and the shisha doesn't burn, the way you know that you overpack the bowl is if when ur session is done, there is black burnt shisha stuck to the foil.

2. Add ice cubes to the base, this is prime for any good smoke, it also protects ur lungs from scorching hot smoke.

3. Clean the pipe and the hose (if it is washable). The taste will be unbelievable during any session if u clean the pipe with lemon juice and the washable hose with water.

4. Stick with cheap, brand name shisha, fruity flavors.. The only shisha u should buy is al fakher, nakhla and on certain occasions starbuzz. Fruity flavors carry the most flavor while artifical flavors get dull after a while (with the exception of sb blue mist).

5. If you add milk, add 1 or 2 shots AT MOST. If you add more, the milk will bubble into the hose and cause mold to form...

6. If you're with a chick or a group at that, introduce them to shotgunning by asking "Hey i just learned how to shotgun, u wanna learn?" Proceed to insert your tongue in them while transferring the smoke from your mouth to theirs. If they are familiar with shotgunning, ask them to teach you...You will love this, guaranteed.

7. Leave the coals on the far edges of the bowl for heat management purposes, this will allow the hookah to smoke longer.

8. Don't smoke hookah everyday or every week. It is enjoyable and refreshing once in awhile, otherwise it's just unhealthy.

9. If you're up to it, try new stuff. Try adding stuff to the shisha (apple bits, molasses, honey) and to the vase. the most enjoyable smoke i've had was with beer, apple, ice, and sprite in the base with al fakher lemon...

10. A nice addition for a party is to add 3/4 parts vodka and 1/4 part water, 1 shot of milk to the base. Effective in keeping you euphoric and up for the majority of the night.

PS: #4...I haven't tried tangiers but i have a feeling it is too strong for me
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Old April 23rd, 2009, 12:05 AM
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6. If you're with a chick or a group at that, introduce them to shotgunning by asking "Hey i just learned how to shotgun, u wanna learn?" Proceed to insert your tongue in them while transferring the smoke from your mouth to theirs. If they are familiar with shotgunning, ask them to teach you...You will love this, guaranteed.


you're kidding right? No way you have done this and not got slapped.

Also, 3/5s of an inch is probably too much space. Otherwise, this list seems fairly accurate.
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Old April 23rd, 2009, 12:09 AM
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some decent advice...i agree with killerB though, 3/5" is too much space and number 6...bad news bears
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Old April 23rd, 2009, 12:09 AM
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works like a charm my friend, you'd be surprised
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Old April 23rd, 2009, 12:12 AM
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*Note* Only try number 6 if you rate above a 7 on the look-o-meter. Those who rank 6 and below(like myself).. don't waste your time, it can never end well.
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Old April 23rd, 2009, 12:14 AM
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*Note* Only try number 6 if you rate above a 7 on the look-o-meter. Those who rank 6 and below(like myself).. don't waste your time, it can never end well.
well, looks like i'm set then
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Old April 23rd, 2009, 12:15 AM
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for some reason whenever i bust out the hookah with a chick, her legs instantaneously spread...
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Old April 23rd, 2009, 12:28 AM
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*Note* Only try number 6 if you rate above a 7 on the look-o-meter. Those who rank 6 and below(like myself).. don't waste your time, it can never end well.
nope lol
ive gotten girls to shotgun with each other
and ive even done a shotgun train with two girls (i have the vid on my phone to prove it lol)
so the possiblilities are endless even when you a fatass like me ^__^
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Old April 23rd, 2009, 12:41 AM
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Haha I thought I was the only one who saw the 3/5 of an inch.
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Old April 23rd, 2009, 12:51 AM
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I disagree with 2. Add ice cubes to the base, this is prime for any good smoke, it also protects ur lungs from scorching hot smoke.

The smoke isn't scorching hot even if you use warm water
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Old April 23rd, 2009, 01:58 AM
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i know the shotgun works! drunk girls and hookah, that mix is always good.
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Old April 23rd, 2009, 02:11 AM
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for some reason whenever i bust out the hookah with a chick, her legs instantaneously spread...
....no. unnecessary raunchy comment. i would say gtfo.. but that's mean. :\

#6 : funny, i admit. but i also admit i'd punch him in the face. stat.

otherwise, thanks for sharing. some stuff wasn't completely right, but hey! that's what we're here for :] to learn from each other! Glad to see that you're contributing to the community.
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Old April 23rd, 2009, 02:23 AM
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ice is totally not mandatory. i never use cold water and i always get great smoke
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Dont agree with 8) i smoke every day and have for at least 6-8 months, coincendently since i joined hookah pro

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Old April 23rd, 2009, 03:34 AM
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i always found ice in the vase kind of "mutes" the flavor somewhat. still want that syrian chiller from hookah-shisha, though. that thing looks f'ing awesome.
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Old April 23rd, 2009, 04:30 AM
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hey man if it works for you... i dont agree with #6 and I own a hookah lounge and its not a "getting laid" thing at all.. its a relaxation and a passion. I have a different method of packing myself... 3 parts vodka... thats alot of vodka... you can use 1 part and still get a good flavor...
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OK I gotta step up and say something about the infamous number 6! OK, here is my take, if you are with friends and having a few drinks .. and you have an attraction to a cute girl and get the feeling she is attracted back. A shotgun is definitely a first move! .. but no tongue lol .. just blow some smoke into her mouth, but get really close. It most likely will lead to more later. One time I was smoking with friends and me and this one girl were hitting it off sitting next to each other smoking some hookah. Well people were doing the shotgunning thing. I didn't .. (but eventually did) .. but later (and by later I mean at her house later, in her bed) the girl told me she was wondering WHY I took so long to shotgun the smoke to her. She wanted me to! She said she thought it was really sexy and was patiently waiting for me to blow some smoke her way, said she thought it was a turn on to watch people do that. So there ya go .. number 6 is definitely something that gets your foot in the door, but be smooth about it!

You could also put ice cubes in her base! haha .. for an enjoyable cold sensation! lmao
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Yeah...i regularly throw parties....and....shotgunning...once girls are wasted it gets kinda ridiculous....its mostly girl on girl with a few exceptions...
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helps for newbs like me
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Sambooka is such a playyah.. lol
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Yeah...i regularly throw parties....and....shotgunning...once girls are wasted it gets kinda ridiculous....its mostly girl on girl with a few exceptions...
Can I go to your next party? Here's my picture for reference:


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Yeah...i regularly throw parties....and....shotgunning...once girls are wasted it gets kinda ridiculous....its mostly girl on girl with a few exceptions...
Lol Bradeup feeling left out

Here in SA be carefull wich chick you shotgun cause her daddy might own a real shotgun
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4. Stick with cheap, brand name shisha, fruity flavors.. The only shisha u should buy is al fakher, nakhla and on certain occasions starbuzz. Fruity flavors carry the most flavor while artifical flavors get dull after a while (with the exception of sb blue mist).
Lol, what?

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Nice post and #6 works great but sometimes you get that one friend of one of the girls that doesnt smoke but still likes to sit around everyone smoking and just complains about it bring the whole mood down.

but other than that its a great ice breaker.
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OK I gotta step up and say something about the infamous number 6! OK, here is my take, if you are with friends and having a few drinks .. and you have an attraction to a cute girl and get the feeling she is attracted back. A shotgun is definitely a first move! .. but no tongue lol .. just blow some smoke into her mouth, but get really close. It most likely will lead to more later. One time I was smoking with friends and me and this one girl were hitting it off sitting next to each other smoking some hookah. Well people were doing the shotgunning thing. I didn't .. (but eventually did) .. but later (and by later I mean at her house later, in her bed) the girl told me she was wondering WHY I took so long to shotgun the smoke to her. She wanted me to! She said she thought it was really sexy and was patiently waiting for me to blow some smoke her way, said she thought it was a turn on to watch people do that. So there ya go .. number 6 is definitely something that gets your foot in the door, but be smooth about it!

You could also put ice cubes in her base! haha .. for an enjoyable cold sensation! lmao

Pimp! lol
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