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Old May 18th, 2009, 07:53 PM
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Angry Massive fail in under 5 min

so i just started a bowl of strawberry and well my sister didnt close my door so i got up to close it and i tripped up my hookah. in result i had coals rolling all over the floor making streaks of burns and water in my unwashable hose! so I said ill get anotherone since i have a 4hose hookah. and it turns out ALL of them are rusted because my fuckin dumb sister borrowed it the other night and said "your hookah was spitting up water" :| imagin how much water she had to put in my 10" tall base for it to "spit up water"! so now no hookah until i get some cash for another hose and everyone else can screw themselves and have a rusty hose because there all noob sauce
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Old May 18th, 2009, 08:00 PM
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haha so violent but i love it
and but letting people use rusty hoses, even i think thats a little to harsh
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Old May 18th, 2009, 08:12 PM
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they deserve it!
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Old May 18th, 2009, 08:42 PM
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Sorry man.
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Old May 18th, 2009, 08:50 PM
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Pwnt.
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Old May 18th, 2009, 09:54 PM
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw man that REALLY sucks lol
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Old May 18th, 2009, 09:58 PM
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lol every hookah incident involes a sister...

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Old May 18th, 2009, 09:58 PM
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how bad's the carpet?
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Old May 18th, 2009, 10:00 PM
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at least it wasnt in your car, i have 3 holes in my van that go all the way down to the metal underneath the carpet and foam padding due to people trying to move around when there are four people in a van with two hookahs going at once. It gives the term hotboxing a new meaning
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Old May 18th, 2009, 10:15 PM
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how bad's the carpet?
over all, it could have been worse. but im still pissed. I need to get a fuckin nammor hose
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Old May 18th, 2009, 10:25 PM
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lol every incident involes a sister...
even pregnancy?
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Old May 18th, 2009, 10:28 PM
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even pregnancy?
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Old May 18th, 2009, 11:15 PM
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thats just a massive fail i hope she got chewed out for leavin the door open! just an excuse for a new hose!!

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lol every hookah incident involes a sister...

not every hookah incident involves a sister... mine is quite smart for being 12 and keeping me company [she does not smoke] her stupid friends on the other hand need to get an ass woopin with a hose!
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Old May 18th, 2009, 11:16 PM
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woah. ur life sucks. xD
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Old May 18th, 2009, 11:18 PM
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not every hookah incident involves a sister... mine is quite smart for being 12 and keeping me company [she does not smoke] her stupid friends on the other hand need to get an ass woopin with a hose!
what did the little kids do to you lol.
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what did the little kids do to you lol.
her friends freak out when they see me moving the coals around the bowl. they're like "OMG what are you doing" <-said while SCREAMING at the top of their lungs, next thing i know coals have gone flying. needless to say now that its nice im an outdoor smoker
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Old May 18th, 2009, 11:32 PM
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The other day a QL exploded in my hand... luckily the main chunk landed on cardboard from a cup-of-noodles...

Smelled terrible for a little bit but saved my carpet

I've had friends tip my hookah too.
That's why I'm in the market for hoses, set on a nammor or razan
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Fiesta mad dog ownage
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Old May 19th, 2009, 02:01 AM
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Sucks to hear, Brobama, hope you find yourself a nice hose and settle down.
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Old May 19th, 2009, 07:10 AM
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oh well you learn from ya mistakes and they make ya stronger.
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haha this sucks but I can't help laughing.
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Old May 19th, 2009, 08:55 AM
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Default Re: Massive fail in under 5 min

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lol every hookah incident involes a sister...
lol .. how good i dont have a sister
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Old May 19th, 2009, 11:18 AM
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oh well you learn from ya mistakes and they make ya stronger.
lol i wouldnt call it stronger...
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Old May 19th, 2009, 01:20 PM
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well dangggg lol. ass whoopins all around!
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lol i wouldnt call it stronger...
yeah, its more like, makes you cough from rust flying into my mouth until you get a new hose
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