Names for your hookahs?

[nyyr2gr8]

I think this will be a very fun topic to discuss.. What are the names of your hookahs, if they have any?

My Mya Obelisk's name is Onix.
My Mya Paragon's name is Genie.
My Mini Mya's name is Deklan.

Anyone else have weird/crazy names for their pieces??

[Trivial]

LMAO.. "ONIX Rock Throw NOW!"

I havnt named my hookahs like i used to

Back in the day when I had shitty hookahs in highschool.. all crappy chinese

WE had the Hawaiien Flyin.. Threesome... green goblin... banana rama

[Shienhausser]

I usually only name my hookah when it angers me and the names are quite colorful.

[cmkws6]

This is a funny thread

Wooden Hookah = Morning Wood
Syrian Chiller 3 hose = Tri-Fecta
KM Trimetal = Blue Angel
KM Chiller = Parad - Ice (Liked the name it came with)
MZ Double Pear & Double Tray = Double Vision
36 AF Solid = The Godfather

[chadtizzle]

Originally Posted by Shienhausser

I usually only name my hookah when it angers me and the names are quite colorful.

yeah same here. if the thing is pissing me off i will call it all sorts of beautiful, complex names.

[Coldgr33ntea]

I dont have names, but ill make up two of them.

30" Syrian - Rick Astley
26" generic egyptian - Billy Mays

[Shienhausser]

The Mays hookah had better be the cleanest damn hookah in existence (with the help of oxyclean) or Billy Mays is going to curb stomp ya!

[Coldgr33ntea]

Originally Posted by Shienhausser

The Mays hookah had better be the cleanest damn hookah in existence (with the help of oxyclean) or Billy Mays is going to curb stomp ya!

of course, and it also has mighty putty all over the place because of the shitty welds leaking in air. And i also made a pair of metal gopher grabbers for tongs so i can move around someones coals across the room.

[DieselSmoke]

My hookah and i are just getting acquainted, so i have yet to name it.

[myka]

I only names for 2 of my hookah's. My Mya Acrylics name is Tech, and my KM Ice is Petralanus, It means blue in latin and to me the name sounds funny.

To Nyyr2gr8, I hate your sig, I don't like the Rangers, I'm a Devils fan so that explains why haha.

[photolinger]

A few of the names:
Sayyid Akhdar (mr green) (nawras)
Mr Green (nawras)
Mr Bubbles (mya)
Blue Tiger (ss genie)
T.J. Hookah (tamseh)
Alexander The Grape (glyph)
Blue Lotus (al fakh-nour)
Ember (tamseh wheat)

[AbusiveNapkin]

My 4-Hose Rotator's name is Papa Smurf :>

[NazarHookah]

Let's seeee here

36" KM Precision - Athena
34" KM Tri-Metal - Leyla
22" MZ Safari - Jasmine
22" No name Turkish Hookah -Alanya
MYA QT (girlfriend's hookah)- Lola

Enjoy!

[ROG]

well mine is all black and i dont want to say the name but my friends has a pink one named the pink panther my orther friend has a blue one named pappa smurf

[MAD_HATTER]

hey my bambino's name is papa smurf..

[jacob92j]

My Blue Egyptian Hookah is called Katt williams

[brazilrocker25]

My old chinese rig's name was Jasmine, my Nakhla rig's name is Isis and I already chose a name for my KM Ice when it gets here, it'll be Nefertiti XD

[1lowtoy]

Im not sure if any mine have names but every time I pick the KM up or move it i chant pleas dont brake another vase over and over and over. Iv bought 3 vases and 2 of witch were 3 weeks apart about 5 months ago. im having a good run of luck with the vases lately and i hope it stay that way.

[Cj Two A]

I only have 1 named hookah. It's after an old girlfriend that I still chat with all the time.
My KM Pharonie is named jenny, cause when you let her be she looks sturdy, well built, and super strong, and when you polish her up she is absolutely stunning.

[CypherEnigma]

AF 36" Solid - Vesta
Vesta was the goddess of hearth and home. In addition, the Temple of Vesta had a sacred fire that was tended by the priestesses of the temple(which I equate to tending to the coals). Mostly my dorky knowledge of Roman gods, and also partially because shes my first invested hookah. 5 years of Latin and this is the garbage I remember.

Mya Mini Acrylic - Indigo
Nothing interesting here, just a blue vase.

[cjhopkins]

I named my green 36 in km "El Basteo Verde" which is spanish for " The Green Beast" Hahaha

[KillerB]

My 34" KM Red Double Pear is called Maseer. Its Arabic for destiny (or guts, which is way more brutal). It is a pretty long story as to why my hookah is called Maseer, but its a sick name, and it fits.

Kudos to Photolinger for helping me with translation.

[speel]

34" km exotica .. I call it the dirty whore cause it ALWAYS stinks after I wash it

[Genie]

Originally Posted by nyyr2gr8

I think this will be a very fun topic to discuss.. What are the names of your hookahs, if they have any?

My Mya Obelisk's name is Onix.
My Mya Paragon's name is Genie.
My Mini Mya's name is Deklan.

Anyone else have weird/crazy names for their pieces??

I have to say I'm quite fond of at least one of your hookah names. Now I have to go Google Mya Paragon's to see what my hookah counterpart looks like.

[bradedup]

only my sahara has a name: 'talia.

My GF's middlename is natalia, it is named for her.