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Old July 19th, 2009, 03:51 PM
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Default hookah idiot's guide to perfect sessions

1-km 29 inches or larger
2-washable hose
3-medium tangiers phunnel(changed from combo bowl for obvious reasons)
4-kilo can of nakhla two apples
5-coconara coals

With these 5 things you could train a hampster to get perfect hookah sessions.
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Old July 19th, 2009, 04:07 PM
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Default Re: hookah idiot's guide to perfect sessions

Change #3 to a Tangiers Phunnel or a Vortex and you would be pretty close to perfect. Also make sure that the KM is of the tri-metal sort.
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Old July 19th, 2009, 04:09 PM
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Default Re: hookah idiot's guide to perfect sessions

Actually if #3 was a Standard Egyptian clay bowl he'd be set.
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That would work too
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Old July 19th, 2009, 04:12 PM
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I say combo bowl because it takes foil out of equation along with holes what size holes.
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Old July 19th, 2009, 04:15 PM
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plus heat mang with combo bowl is so easy and fool proof.
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Old July 19th, 2009, 04:20 PM
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combo bowl with nakhla smokes for a solid hour+.(2-coco nara)
I do like phunnel bowls.But the ease of the combo is great, plus with 6 holes instead of 5 it has good airflow.
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Old July 19th, 2009, 04:45 PM
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Actually if #3 was a Standard Egyptian clay bowl he'd be set.
cant argue with that
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Old July 19th, 2009, 05:13 PM
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not to argue here but the combo bowl is the easiest idiot proof bowl.
simply break up nakhla fill to rim and pack down so as not to touch screen.Put on screen.put on 2 coconara so that there on there sides together right in the middle of the screen, close the lid and smoke till it goes out.If you do it this way you won't have to touch anything from start to finish.no moving coals ,no ashing coals no moving of wind blocker.nothing just perfect smoke from start to finish
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Old July 19th, 2009, 05:46 PM
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Gotta disagree on the screen dude. Foil RHD is the way to go.
Plus Nakhla isn't that juicy so there won't be that much of a need for a phunnel but it's convenient. A standard Egyptian bowl would suffice.
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Old July 19th, 2009, 06:43 PM
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1. Lower expectations.
2. More satisfying results.
3. Fuck the prom queen.
4. Repeat step 3.
5. Repeat step 4.
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Old July 19th, 2009, 06:55 PM
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All the standard egyptian bowls I've gotten seem just a bit small for a larger hookah.
I can accept a large egyptian bowl over the combo.Really my favorite bowl is a medium tangiers phunnel bowl for nakhla.yep thats it, I just thought that for a hookah newbie the combo bowl was the easiest but hay its pretty eafing hard to screw up nakhla in a tangiers medium phunnel.I'm gonna edit
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1. Lower expectations.
2. More satisfying results.
3. Fuck the prom queen.
4. Repeat step 3.
5. Repeat step 4.
+1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Default Re: hookah idiot's guide to perfect sessions

I would say a tombac bowl would be easiest, because you take foil out of the equation....just place coal on tombac and go
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Old July 19th, 2009, 07:58 PM
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I disagree

Nothing like a phunnel that keeps all the juices in which creates a longer session and also has better airflow if you know how to use it right
thats just it this is the idiots guide you need to know how to pack the bowl right for it to turn out perfect
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the real reason for a phunnel bowl for nakhla is so you can pack it super tight and still get some good airflow.a little trickier in combo bowl or reg egyptian.
you could just scoop a heap of nakhla into the bowl and crush it down with foil and it would smoke awsome.
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the real reason for a phunnel bowl for nakhla is so you can pack it super tight and still get some good airflow.a little trickier in combo bowl or reg egyptian.
you could just scoop a heap of nakhla into the bowl and crush it down with foil and it would smoke awsome.
Ive tried this method with Nakhla, and it smokes good and tastes great. But i can get the same results just from packing a normal bowl of Nakhla, and there is no wasted shisha.
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Nakhla DA is shit :P
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Nakhla DA is tha shiznit :P
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Old July 23rd, 2009, 01:12 AM
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I disagree

Nothing like a phunnel that keeps all the juices in which creates a longer session and also has better airflow if you know how to use it right
actually the vortex bowl keeps the juices in just as well if not better
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Default Re: hookah idiot's guide to perfect sessions

Are we arguing on how to get a hampster to smoke hookah!?

Phunnel/Vortex ftw.
Nakhla DA ftw
& prom queen w/ steps 3/4 ftw
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Old July 23rd, 2009, 12:59 PM
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no, just someone with the skill level of a hampster.Really just thought it was funny how some people are just strait up burning nakhla.And just in genaral unable to get a hookah smoking corectly.Thus was kind of a sarchasim inside joke to myself.
It just blows my mind how easy it is too smoke a hookah and how somany screw it up.Nakhla two apples is the best smoking, best tasting ,freshist most consisant product out there.Hands down nothing compares.Yes there are some haters out there,but there still young they'll learn
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no, just someone with the skill level of a hampster.Really just thought it was funny how some people are just strait up burning nakhla.And just in genaral unable to get a hookah smoking corectly.Thus was kind of a sarchasim inside joke to myself.
It just blows my mind how easy it is too smoke a hookah and how somany screw it up.Nakhla two apples is the best smoking, best tasting ,freshist most consisant product out there.Hands down nothing compares.Yes there are some haters out there,but there still young they'll learn


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You arent right. Neither is another person. You cant tell me its the best tasting if i dont like it...it could be the worst tasting TO ME.


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Old July 23rd, 2009, 01:52 PM
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I know its a personal preferance ,but the truth to the matter is that nakhla two apples IS the most popular and widley used shisha tobacco in the world.
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