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Old August 29th, 2009, 01:55 PM
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My wife is making me clean

so no more hookah for today...
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Old August 29th, 2009, 02:00 PM
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booooooooooooo

you should throw a temper tantrum until you get to smoke
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Old August 29th, 2009, 02:02 PM
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Start kicking and screaming as if you were 4, works for my sister and she is... 16 or 17
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Old August 29th, 2009, 02:06 PM
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You got the Honey Do list.... LOL I get those every now and then.

Best way out is if you know it needs done, do things a little at a time. Then the Misses won't have anything for you to do. Gotta beat them at their own game. LOL
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Old August 29th, 2009, 02:14 PM
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give her the atlanta falcon
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Old August 29th, 2009, 02:15 PM
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uh are there issues some one in a professional field could help you with? J/K
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Old August 29th, 2009, 02:19 PM
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ROG by any chance did you read the forum rules bud?

Cuellar - Sometimes things that need to be done can be a pain, but as Paul said above, do a little at a time until things are taken care of. Then when it's all said and done, have a smoke as your reward
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Old August 29th, 2009, 02:26 PM
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Being married was fantastic for me. Family life is one of the most noble things a person can ever commit to. I'd gladly do absolutely anything to have either of my families back from the grave or turn back the hands of time. Those you don't feel the same way about your family life you have either my sympathy or a lack of appreciation for what matters most in life.
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Old August 29th, 2009, 02:27 PM
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My wife is making me clean

so no more hookah for today...
i have the perfect solution... make a clip for your hose that fits on your belt, then buy a travel hookah similar to the leila, only it looks like a canteen and has a shoulder strap... and BAM, you can smoke while you clean
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Old August 29th, 2009, 02:43 PM
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give her the atlanta falcon
What?
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Old August 29th, 2009, 02:49 PM
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Been married now over 27 years and yes it can be troublesome when things interfere with what you want but remember marriage is a two way street of give and take and though you are two individuals you must now act as one and without love and respect for each other it is doomed to fail. In South Africa we have a saying you can only say you are truly married when you have consumed a bag of salt together (50 kg's) and that can only occur a pinch at a time. So Next time you ask your missus to do something to disrupt her plans remember this little post and think again.
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give her the atlanta falcon
Haven't you ever heard "Man who make war by day gets no piece at night"
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Old August 29th, 2009, 03:05 PM
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i just got chewed out myself, first the 3 year old boy decides he can pee wo any assistance, well, i decided. apparently, most of it is on the floor, so he is still getting chewed out. no me on the other hand, and i need to try to say this with some tact and respect, here goes, i wasn't feeling well yesterday and when i used the facility i guess there was a mess, so this morning wife was cleaning it all up. i don't pay attention but i'm having the same problems today and so, i redo the artwork she cleaned up, and i just got my butt chewed out, but seriously what am i supposed to do? go to a gas station? lol, so me and my boy or on her shit list today. she'll get over it, september includes her birthday and anniversary.

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Old August 29th, 2009, 03:17 PM
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My wife is making me clean

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You missed a spot!
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Old August 29th, 2009, 03:30 PM
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Flajo Hettner,Amen brother, I hear you.
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Old August 29th, 2009, 03:34 PM
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i just got chewed out myself, first the 3 year old boy decides he can pee wo any assistance, well, i decided. apparently, most of it is on the floor, so he is still getting chewed out. no me on the other hand, and i need to try to say this with some tact and respect, here goes, i wasn't feeling well yesterday and when i used the facility i guess there was a mess, so this morning wife was cleaning it all up. i don't pay attention but i'm having the same problems today and so, i redo the artwork she cleaned up, and i just got my butt chewed out, but seriously what am i supposed to do? go to a gas station? lol, so me and my boy or on her shit list today. she'll get over it, september includes her birthday and anniversary.
And you are Arab and you pee standing up? I thought all Arabs sat down for those duties. Well that's what my hubby told me.I think I am very lucky, to have the best husband in the world who sit's and pees like a girl.Lol!
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Old August 29th, 2009, 03:36 PM
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LOL

for all you people saying i should cherish my wife and what not...

I do, i love her with all of my life

Shes holding my first son right now and we're expecting him in november =]

The post was meant as a joke but i guess i should have been more clear

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Old August 29th, 2009, 03:43 PM
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As for me my husband helps me and I appreciate his help so much, that is now after 29 years. In the beginning he worked so hard 7 days a week, 12 to 14 hour days, I didn't even let him change a diaper, now that things are slower with work for him and he knows I have problems with my right arm and leg, he mops the floors and sweeps, he is very helpful and an angel.On the other hand, I cook a full homemade meal from scratch every day, I take care of the laundry, do the grocery shopping and work, many hours on line, and help pay for the bills.After so many years the love and respect changes we are really good friends and love each other. If you really love and respect your mate, your relationship will last so much longer.If you don't help out your wife, she will resent you and rant on and on.When you do it with out even being asked, she will appreciate and love you even more.
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Old August 29th, 2009, 04:19 PM
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And you are Arab and you pee standing up? I thought all Arabs sat down for those duties. Well that's what my hubby told me.I think I am very lucky, to have the best husband in the world who sit's and pees like a girl.Lol!
just to be clear i pee standing up, period, but i was refering to my artwork in the manner of #2

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Old August 29th, 2009, 04:28 PM
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Old August 29th, 2009, 04:47 PM
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What !! Arabs don't pee standing up !! this is so incorrect and it has nothing to do with ethnicity. Remember, there are more than 325 million Arabs in the world and it is impossible to make such a generalization.
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Old August 29th, 2009, 07:41 PM
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Ha!ha! You fooled all of us.
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Old August 29th, 2009, 08:29 PM
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She's making you say this...............isn't she?
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Old August 29th, 2009, 09:25 PM
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She's making you say this...............isn't she?
Someone is experiencing some serious Egyptian woman manipulating ! LOL
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Old August 29th, 2009, 09:31 PM
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your right, i'm sorry, i'll never do it again, use no more than 2 at one time

see you should just have her use it as incentive, clean X off, get a few puffs, clean Y off, get a few puffs



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