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Old August 29th, 2009, 09:37 PM
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No, that female trickery. They learn it in the womb cause its embedded in all female DNA
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Old August 29th, 2009, 10:15 PM
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I love how this thread turned into a discussion about peeing
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Old August 29th, 2009, 10:36 PM
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Men can clean? That's it, I'm gonna go wake his butt up.
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Old August 30th, 2009, 12:01 AM
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just to be clear i pee standing up, period, but i was refering to my artwork in the manner of #2
Oh boy was I wrong.As usual!
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Old August 30th, 2009, 12:01 AM
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I love how this thread turned into a discussion about peeing
It's amazing
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Old August 30th, 2009, 12:02 AM
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What !! Arabs don't pee standing up !! this is so incorrect and it has nothing to do with ethnicity. Remember, there are more than 325 million Arabs in the world and it is impossible to make such a generalization.
Ha! that's what hubby told me.
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Old August 30th, 2009, 12:17 AM
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loool nice one
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Old August 30th, 2009, 01:08 AM
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LOL

for all you people saying i should cherish my wife and what not...

I do, i love her with all of my life

Shes holding my first son right now and we're expecting him in november =]

The post was meant as a joke but i guess i should have been more clear

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Old August 30th, 2009, 01:31 AM
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I love how this thread turned into a discussion about peeing
LMAO
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Old August 30th, 2009, 01:59 AM
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i would bitch out my wife if i wanted to smoke and she wouldn't let me. hell i probably wouldn't even marry a girl that tells me when it's ok to smoke.

just smoke and clean at the same time! and when you're done smoking , clean the hookah! then she cant get mad at you for not cleaning
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Old August 30th, 2009, 02:19 AM
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And you are Arab and you pee standing up? I thought all Arabs sat down for those duties. Well that's what my hubby told me.I think I am very lucky, to have the best husband in the world who sit's and pees like a girl.Lol!
I think sitting down is mainly a muslim thing because if you get splashes on your clothes then you cant pray in them.
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Old August 30th, 2009, 02:40 AM
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lol. No wifee here. But I am married to my hookah, my computer, and beer, almost as good as the real thing.
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lol. No wifee here. But I am married to my hookah, my computer, and beer, almost as good as the real thing.
so you stick it in the hose port? or the usb?


LOL j\k man
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Old August 30th, 2009, 02:50 AM
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so you stick it in the hose port? or the usb?


LOL j\k man
nope, i modified my 250mm fan slot to accompany a fleshlight.


lol jk
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Old August 30th, 2009, 07:24 AM
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i would bitch out my wife if i wanted to smoke and she wouldn't let me. hell i probably wouldn't even marry a girl that tells me when it's ok to smoke.

just smoke and clean at the same time! and when you're done smoking , clean the hookah! then she cant get mad at you for not cleaning
ya, you say that now. i would honestly bend a lot for a girl if i found the right one, granted wouldnt really give things up fully but you know if she didnt like hookah then i wouldnt be smoking every night, and well if she didnt want me smoking any more then she probably isnt miss right

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I think sitting down is mainly a muslim thing because if you get splashes on your clothes then you cant pray in them.
i would probably say conservative muslim, i have a feeling that a lot of moderate and liberal/progressive muslims dont do that

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Does it make those cute 8 bit noises from the PC speaker?? I mean, that's cool..
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Old August 30th, 2009, 09:30 AM
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ya, you say that now. i would honestly bend a lot for a girl if i found the right one, granted wouldnt really give things up fully but you know if she didnt like hookah then i wouldnt be smoking every night, and well if she didnt want me smoking any more then she probably isnt miss right

i would probably say conservative muslim, i have a feeling that a lot of moderate and liberal/progressive muslims dont do that

-matt
The ones who read 5 times prayers will most likely sit down beacsue splashes of urine on your clothes effects the validity of the prayer. When you say progressive are you trying to say that ones who sit down to urinate are backwards?

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Old August 31st, 2009, 08:41 AM
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I FEEL SITTING DOWN IS CLEANER AND ALSO ITS SCIENTIFICLY PROVEN TAT IT IS MUCH HEALTHIER E.G LESS CHANCES OF INFECTION, LESS CHANCE OF KIDNEY STONES ETC.
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Old August 31st, 2009, 10:13 AM
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The ones who read 5 times prayers will most likely sit down beacsue splashes of urine on your clothes effects the validity of the prayer. When you say progressive are you trying to say that ones who sit down to urinate are backwards?
not backwards at all, neither is wrong. progressive in the sense of those that dont necessarily follow the traditional practices exactly or those that take a more modern, applied view of the practices. im going to have to ask my muslim friends about this but i would bet there is a good number of muslims that pray 5 times a day but kind of blow the sitting down practice off

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Old August 31st, 2009, 10:15 AM
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fucckkk
tell here that you are the men at house and u do what ever u want
good wife love how you are if u smoke shes need to love that if u drink she need to love that and if u took drags she need to love that
becouse this she love u thats what u are if she start to tell u what to do she only want your money :P
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Old August 31st, 2009, 07:43 PM
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Ha! that's what hubby told me.
I will take a photo of the urinals at work to let him know how wrong he is LOL
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I dont even know what happened to this thread...

LOL
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Old August 31st, 2009, 11:49 PM
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I think sitting down is mainly a muslim thing because if you get splashes on your clothes then you cant pray in them.
Amen and my husband isn't even Muslim, but he was raised that way. What a pleasure that someone else can validate this.
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I dont even know what happened to this thread...

LOL
It ran away with the bathroom. Seriously anytime you want me to screw up your thread send me a private message, I am so random, and it shows.
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Old September 1st, 2009, 04:22 AM
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I dont even know what happened to this thread...

LOL
lol there are 5 major topics being discussed in your thread:

1- your issue with your wife
2- How Arabs pee
3- John's confession
4- Some bizarre sex ideas using computer and hookah accessories
5- We are still waiting for photos of some Egyptian guys while they are peeing

This was just an abstract to keep us focused lol

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