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Old December 31st, 2007, 03:27 AM
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has anyone else been to taqseems site and checked out their photos that show off their hookahs?

http://www.taqseem.com/

http://www.taqseem.com/models/stargate1.jpg
http://www.taqseem.com/models/stargate3.jpg

((*I - sammn - edited the pictures down to links. They are on the front page of the site, although not 100% porongraphic in nature, they are questionable. And I was at work when they popped on screen*))

the girls arent bad but their poses and the way they handle the hookah makes me laugh, it makes me wonder if theyve ever smoked hookah before because it seems like they dont know the bowl is packed heh. as for the hookahs, it seems like the girls are the more important thing in the photo haha.

anyone else know of other sites that are like this?

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Old December 31st, 2007, 04:05 AM
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I seen it before. It's funny the bowl is empty, and they're acting like they're smoking. LOL
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Old December 31st, 2007, 04:31 AM
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exactly, that part made me laugh alot. im like, "way to go blondies!". some people can be so unaware of something it makes you wonder. not just with hookah but with simple stuff like for example i work at a cafe and one day our steam wands and espresso machine broke (crappy equipment, one thing breaks, everything else breaks with it). so i had to announce to the line of customers:

"we are sorry to tell you this but right now our steam wands and espresso machines are broke. we can only serve you coffee, soft drinks, and tea"

one of them askes, "can you still do lattes?", no sorry sir. then another one askes, "what about hot chocolates?", again, no.. then another, "what about cappuccinos, you can do that right?"....... thats when i put my palm to my forehead.

but about the chicks, good looking but i have a feeling its their first time handling a hookah if you know what i mean.. some of their poses looks like they are fighting for it, using it as a sex toy, or just ignoring it. id like to see a picture of them on their knees on the ground, and on the table in the center is the stargate hahaha.
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Old December 31st, 2007, 05:18 AM
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I think those are the same hot chicks they had for their ebay auctions back in the day
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Old December 31st, 2007, 06:08 AM
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i hate this pictures they piss me off!!!!! STUPID STUPID marketing ploy... lets get bimbo's in here make them try and pose all sexy and lets let them pretend to smoke a hookah that has an empty bowl.. imean come on ,... at least put some foil on that sucker and fake it!!

this photoshoot was all out lazIness and I OWN a stargate BAH* PALMS FOREHEAD*
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Old December 31st, 2007, 06:16 AM
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They shoulda hired your cat
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Old December 31st, 2007, 06:18 AM
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your right that hookah doesnt even have foil on the bowl....

however honestly I think most guys that looked at that picture didnt even notice that!
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Old December 31st, 2007, 06:21 AM
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This is how lesbian pr0n starts... jigga bow wow!
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.... neither of those blondes ever held a hookah in their life before, it looks like a badly staged pre-pr0n set-up, very pathetic.

I'm siding with KK on this; i find it annoying and degrading - both toward women and hookahs.

Blarg...
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Those blonde's aren't even looking at the hookahs they are promoting, they are only looking into each others eyes. WTF.

Whoever owns that website needs to seriously re-evaluate their marketing plan. The website itself has way too much going on it distracts from what they are selling. Not to mention that using flash for the whole website makes it nearly impossible for search engines to navigate with their crawlers. When I first visited their website I thought that they were trying to sell technology services. Until I saw the images of their hookahs. BTW the elephant one is pretty friggin' cool.

Sorry to get off topic back to the blonde bimbos. I agree they are quite attractive, but they distract from the product. Are the people at taqseem.com trying to sell sex or hookahs? They need to focus their attention on one or the other.
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that.....is.....terribly, terriby stupid.


sheesh. i hope i speak for all men when i say, "i'm sorry"
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Its just in bad taste if you ask me. ***Shakes Head***
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Not trying to be crude here.....just rather blunt.

ASS SELLS.

Provocative females in ads SELL.

Look at the AXE spray commercials.... Belvedere Vodka Commercials.... Beer... and used to be Cigarettes.

For some reason, implying that the hot bimbo will let you bone her, sells the product.... or rather, that if you buy/use the product....that hot bimbos around you will wanna get down.

Sure, as a male, I like the idea that some hot chicks might wanna do it with me, but the other side of me doesnt want to be treated like an idiot either.
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its just some capitalism, it happens every day. lets find a way to get people to buy more stuff, then use that tactic excessively. business. i dont necessarily agree with it but o well. and no i didnt notice the bowl was empty lol
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lake- oh i know that it's all about selling and that's what helps make a sale. I understand that. I just get irritated because these stupid bimbos aren't even really promoting the product, it looks like a low budget lesbian pr0n film and for all they know is that thing is the giganitc vibrator of doom....
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gigantic vibrator of doom HAHAHA!!!

i hope sambooka doesnt get any ideas..

"hello folks, this is sambooka from hookah pro and im doing a review on bla bla bla"

*cute girls in bikinis hold up bla bla bla and smile*
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no water either. must taste greaaaaat!
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your right that hookah doesnt even have foil on the bowl....

however honestly I think most guys that looked at that picture didnt even notice that!
Haha, I didn't notice! I admit LOL!
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I've been told by KK that the Star Gate is a great narghile but i've no personal experience with Taqseem so I don't know if they are worth buying but KK is pretty smart so I think following her advice is pretty safe. As to the site it looks very fancy and well done to me save the bimbos posing with the products. That stuff looks super cheesey and frankly it doesn't do anything to promote what they have to sell. I wouldn't call it pornographic but merely tasteless and stupid.
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