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Old January 8th, 2010, 10:09 PM
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Default Safety Tip #.....

Almost stealing Hayters New Year's story for a quality thread idea.

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Safety Tip #1 (and remember to number your tips!)

Never, ever carry coals while walking across your wife's beautiful rug from Turkmenistan.
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Old January 8th, 2010, 10:29 PM
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+1

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Old January 8th, 2010, 10:36 PM
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safety tip # 2:

try not to wake up on fire!
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Old January 8th, 2010, 10:59 PM
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safety tip #3:

never smoke when sky diving
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Old January 8th, 2010, 11:41 PM
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A hookah in the car sounds like a cool idea, until the cover comes loose and the coal ends up under the passenger seat.
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Old January 9th, 2010, 12:25 AM
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i think this should be safety tip # 1 too

Don't tug on the hose!


fyi, this only has one meaning lol
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Old January 9th, 2010, 01:15 AM
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safety tip number five:
never allow animals to curl up next your hookah
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Old January 9th, 2010, 04:32 AM
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saftey tip #6:
never place your hookah on a table which is known to be falling apart
(luckily my little Lilly didn't break anything)
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Old January 9th, 2010, 05:45 PM
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safety tip 7
never smoke when you have little kids who are really hyper in the same room.
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Old January 9th, 2010, 05:48 PM
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Never smoke around children period.
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Old January 9th, 2010, 07:02 PM
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Never smoke around children period.
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Old January 9th, 2010, 07:57 PM
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A hookah in the car sounds like a cool idea, until the cover comes loose and the coal ends up under the passenger seat.
Oh, i've been there, a nicely fitting windcover and a little bit of duct tape is all you need!

I'll add a tip that's so easy to forget, never ever let others pick up your hookah by the stem instead of the base >< good thing i have carpet in here.
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Old January 9th, 2010, 09:03 PM
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#8 dont get drunk and try to handle your hookah... while the coals are in their place lol
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Old January 11th, 2010, 04:43 PM
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9 never smoke without a mothtip at a shisha cafe you never know whos been smoking it.
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Old January 11th, 2010, 04:47 PM
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10 never stop looking for the lost fallen coal
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Old January 11th, 2010, 04:49 PM
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10. you can't grab coals with your hands. Ever. Even if you just need to nudge it real quick.
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Old January 11th, 2010, 04:49 PM
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#10: NEVER, under any circumstances let friends who don't know what they are doing set up a bowl, no matter how convenient it might be for you. it just leads to bad sessions and harsh smoke...
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Old January 11th, 2010, 04:50 PM
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#11 never grab the tongs when someone is carrying coals. Unless you like fireworks and like to get burned. lol
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Old January 11th, 2010, 05:09 PM
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10. you can't grab coals with your hands. Ever. Even if you just need to nudge it real quick.
dont try to grab coals when you drunk either lol... my friend did this.... horrible stench lol.. it got stuck to his index LMAO
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Old January 11th, 2010, 06:15 PM
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Dont let friends play with fireworks around your hookah
You might end up with blown coals everywhere and a very bitter me
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Old January 11th, 2010, 06:29 PM
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Never squeeze your coal tongs, or boom all over the floor =/ i have a very holy carpet now!!!
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never try to act cool and hit people while they are taking hits
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Old January 11th, 2010, 08:17 PM
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#13 never blow your smoke into someones face
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Old January 11th, 2010, 08:20 PM
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#14 never overpack
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Old January 11th, 2010, 08:29 PM
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#15 Never lite quick lites in the nude.
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