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Old January 29th, 2008, 11:54 AM
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Wow this is a hot topic. So many of your posts remind me of all the times that people around me do the unimaginable while hookah smoking. EXAMPLE: The other day I was smoking with my fiance and I left the room for a moment to get a beverage. I suddenly hear her squeal "Ow Ow OW!" I ran back to the room where I found that she was holding her hand. I asked "What happened? Are you ok?" She then tells me with an embarrassed look on her fact that she touched the wind cover with her bare hand. I laughed soo hard! If she didn't know better I would have felt sorry for her but she knew perfectly well how hot the wind covers get. We have an Ove' Glove for handling hot wind covers and bowls.

Back on topic:

If you have a dog Keep him in his kennel or in another room with closed doors.

If you have a cat do not leave the hookah sitting out on the table.
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Old January 29th, 2008, 12:15 PM
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never blow out too hard, unless your lungs will come out and explode,
never put blood instead of water unless the vampires will attack and kill you,
never jump with your hookah on the trampling, the coal will get exited then jump on your head,
never drink the water from the glass after you smoke, because you will get shishaholic and die,
never feed the chickens,
never use your tongs to hold the coals because you wont feel the taste of things on your mouth,
never pee on the glass because the shisha will be on your mouth,
never smoke with dmc, because you will be crazy all your life
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Old January 29th, 2008, 12:22 PM
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Default Re: WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN PACKING AND SMOKING

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Originally Posted by dmcwebd
never smoke with dmc, because you will be crazy all your life
you forgot:
never ask what kind of girls dmc likes, because he is crazy and thinks polish girls are not cute.

somehow this is related to hookah safety...
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Old January 29th, 2008, 03:06 PM
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NEVER BUY CRAPPY QUICKLIGHTS . I was handling some the other night and i go to set it in the tray and all the sudden *crumble* about 1/6 th of the coal landed in the tray and the rest hit the brim of the tray and EXPLODED all over the carpet and it was pretty funny but not very cool. All I'd let the girl do is go fetch the shisha from the "shisha cabinet"
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Old January 29th, 2008, 03:17 PM
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expect the unexpected.... just when you think you've mastered it all, you'll do a screw-up that even a Newbie would laugh at

and don't invite Murphy to the party
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Old January 29th, 2008, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by daedra
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Originally Posted by dmcwebd
never smoke with dmc, because you will be crazy all your life
you forgot:
never ask what kind of girls dmc likes, because he is crazy and thinks polish girls are not cute.

somehow this is related to hookah safety...
haha i was kidding
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Old January 29th, 2008, 03:35 PM
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lol at that hampster pic!!! in my case its the other way aroud i end up knocking over my hookah and my girlfriend yells at me lol.
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Old January 29th, 2008, 07:21 PM
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Always use tips on your hose when smoking with friends. Especially when 1 of them has a herpetic leason. LOL
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Old January 29th, 2008, 07:58 PM
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Great tips DMC......Always helpful lol
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Old January 29th, 2008, 10:29 PM
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Be wherry of putting your face to close to quick lites as they sometimes shoot out embers and they end up in your eyes lol
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Old January 29th, 2008, 10:46 PM
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don't light a QL on your bowl.
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Old January 30th, 2008, 01:28 AM
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Default Re: WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN PACKING AND SMOKING

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Always use tips on your hose when smoking with friends. Especially when 1 of them has a herpetic leason. LOL

OH MY Dunkel is a life-saver I never even thought about the fact that one of my friends might possibly have a herpetic leason!!!!!!! Dunkel thanks for the heads up.

That being said. I want to buy 1,000,000,000 mouth pieces :P That way they can't make an excuse to try and give me that
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Old January 30th, 2008, 08:33 AM
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If you have a dog Keep him in his kennel or in another room with closed doors.
its evil to keep the dog on a kennel
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