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Old March 28th, 2010, 02:02 AM
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After work I do the usual, shower up, get comfortable, and set up a nice hookah. In the process I stub my toe. No biggie; new house, still can't walk right, etc. None of my hookahs are clean so I go grab my QT for an easy setup and start to scrub. I flip my hair out of the way while cleaning, and nail my forehead on the cupboard.

Only a little blood, so we move on. I start up my little single coil and light up some CCNs. One has the defining line that it is going to break so I ash it rough to save it the trouble. Now I have 1 and 2 1/2 coals, that's fine, with the exception being I am a notorious coal crusher (with tongs LOL). Knowing this I easy up when grabbing the little ones. One makes it, joy! Time for the other one. . . failure. It drops off the bowl and misses the ashtray it continues to roll off my hookah towel. Since I just moved in I'm not going to burn this carpet YET. I try to roll it back on the towel with my finger. One flick, and. . . shit I overshot it. I precede to pick it up with my hands and toss it on the towel, buying me some time to deal with tongs.

Tongs, where are the tongs? I have like 4 pairs what are they all doing? I smell the towel burning. Just have to man up. I grab the coal with my thumb and forefinger and put it on the bowl. Suck-sess, we're smoking! Only a bloody forehead, swollen toe, and white hot fingers. At least this Mizo guava is here to help.
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Old March 28th, 2010, 02:09 AM
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wow. bunch of bad luck haha.
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Old March 28th, 2010, 02:09 AM
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I feel your pain. Dropping coals means trouble.
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Old March 28th, 2010, 02:13 AM
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better be the best damn session you've had for all that you went through lol
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Old March 28th, 2010, 02:15 AM
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that sux, i have some burns around, lucky i have the repair tools
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Old March 28th, 2010, 02:29 AM
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Did you buy a lottery ticket today, that is what I want to know.
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Old March 28th, 2010, 04:20 AM
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that sucks LOL
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Old March 28th, 2010, 04:44 AM
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Sorry to hear it man. At least the carpet isn't burnt.
A freind of mine recently moved to a new house and like after a month of living there someone carrying the coals to the hookah had the coal carrier knocked out of his hand and the coals shattered and went everywhere on the floor of the kitchen. So they have terrible burn marks all over the floor, and definitely won't be getting their deposit back....dropping coals sucks
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Old March 28th, 2010, 06:34 AM
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I always smoke in the garage
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Old March 28th, 2010, 06:44 AM
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"I am a notorious coal crusher" rofl
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Old March 28th, 2010, 09:33 AM
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That sucks... :[
I have a nasty scar on my hand from a hookah burn.. Luckily ive only burned the carpet once but no one can see it.
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Old March 28th, 2010, 10:28 AM
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hey at least you got some smoking done! its been too cold to go outside here, and while i'm in college I'm living with my parents, so I can't smoke in the house.
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Old March 28th, 2010, 11:54 AM
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Hey guys wrote this is a daze last night. I couldn't smoke outside because I live down town and it was 3am, and there's no need to mess with the teenager angsters that think being downtown after dark is cool. And also being downtown, well garage is just enough for my car, and maybe stuff inside it. Maybe I'll pull it out, even though that's like threading a needle with sausage. (that's what she said)
Besides that the overnight rest seems to have healed my thumb up, it is pretty heavily calloused(sp?) anyway due to play NES for a long time a couple weeks ago. My finger is in 2 bandages, and is well blistered. The stubbed toe is in regular mode, and the cut on my forehead remains.
And the guava was pretty good. I initially didn't like it but the more I smoke it the better it gets.
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Old March 28th, 2010, 06:38 PM
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i was at the local lounge about 3 days ago and the dude that wworks there picks the coals up with his fingers and holds it
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Old March 28th, 2010, 06:55 PM
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Default Re: Painful Hookah Night

i was holding onto a lil piece of coal on friday which fell behind my bag and started burning the carpet, i tried to pick it up with the tongs but it was too small so thought fuck it, i'm getting parquet flooring done in my room next week, that carpet is coming off, let it burn lol
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Old March 28th, 2010, 07:33 PM
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Brutal.
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Old March 28th, 2010, 09:16 PM
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My carpet is pocked with little burns but after seven years of people rotating in and out of the place the carpet is the last thing the land lord is worried about. We don't leave naked drunks on the stairs for the people who work downstairs to find in the morning anymore so hes fine with afew burns.
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Old March 28th, 2010, 09:19 PM
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Holy crap, I have had some bad hookah nights but yours is pretty bad lol.
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Old March 28th, 2010, 09:29 PM
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With my first carpet burn one week ago, I can feel for ya!
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Old March 28th, 2010, 11:30 PM
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That is bad luck! Last night was a fail for me as well... Someone knocked over the hookah (But it was in my friends bar shed by the campfire.. so there is no carpet or anything to mess up).. but what sucked is water soaked the bowl.. and the kid who knocked it over wouldn't even admit he messed it up, which makes me dislike him even more than i did before. Then i also left the tray to my hookah box sitting outside of the shed, and no one put it inside before they crashed because i went to bed first... and they were using it. It ended up raining and i had coals in the tray.. i know the half open package was ruining.. i haven't gotten myself to check the other ones yet cause i don't want to find them to be all ruined lol.
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Old March 29th, 2010, 12:12 AM
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Definitely have had that "where the hell are my tongs" moment. It was during finals week, too cold to smoke outside, so I setup inside and of course, I manage to fall asleep. Roll over and take the hose with me, knocks over the hookah, coal falls into couch, another burns through my gym shorts and burns my leg. Not the best way to wake up.
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Old March 29th, 2010, 01:18 AM
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That sounds like it sucked pretty bad. I have dropped coals on carpet and it sucks when you have to pick it up by hand because you can't find the tongs fast enough.
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Old March 29th, 2010, 02:03 AM
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It's all in slow motion but you can't stop it. But in reality it's fast and you have to make the clutch decision of whether it's the carpet or your hands.
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